We all have people on our friends' lists who, quite frankly, do not belong. Facebook has turned friendship into a farce! Stop living a lie! As you can see by these testimonials, it really is as easy as:
CLICK. Goodbye!
Tell me why YOU did it!
But we don't want to just frown at people all day long. Plenty of people we love post status updates that deserve to be shared! Show a friend some love and:
Tell me what they said!
god created the world in a week. the last day he rested. he rested the next day also. then on tuesday, when he was fully rested, he took the realm down for scheduled maintenance.
Did your friend post an awesome status update? Tell me what they said, pleeeease?
Dear Sara,
When you were my boss, you used to talk through your teeth at me, dangling your hands at your waist and sneering in the worst way. Even the most commonplace request came out as an order to a horrible monster of an underling. I quit the job, and now I get to quit you! CLICK. Goodbye!
Did you unfriend someone on Facebook? Tell me why YOU did it!
Why just rant when you can also praise? Now, you can submit the awesome status updates that make your day, too! Just click the link below:
Dear Nicole,
You mined me for information while I was dating your friend and several times gave me the silent treatment while out with a large group (awkward!), because you were so protective of him without taking into account my reasons or feelings. I understand loyalty, but you deny having any. Now, I have no respect for you. CLICK. Goodbye!
Did you unfriend someone on Facebook? Tell me why YOU did it!
Dear Daniel,
You leave comments on everything I post instantly, but they’re meaningless because I don’t actually know you. I feel really flustered when you badger me all the time like we’re best buds, but we’ve never even hung out once. CLICK. Goodbye!
Dear Nate,
We had a couple classes together in college, and you found me on Facebook to invite me to your frat parties. I never went to any of them, but I used to laugh at your pictures. I’ve been out of college three years, and you’re still posting the same frat pictures (the humor value majorly diminished as you get older). CLICK. Goodbye!
Dear Brittany,
In high school, you used to throw things from your car window so that it would hit my windshield. Once, when this guy was being creepy and cornered me by the locker room, you made eye contact with me and then laughed at my desperate plea for help. In fact the nicest thing you ever did was ask me to be your friend on Facebook. CLICK. Goodbye!
Dear Brandon,
I dated you in middle school when I had no self esteem and admired your ego. 12 years later, you still leave me messages reminding me how much you love yourself. Before I bid you adieu, I would like to remind you: The Offspring still suck, you still haven’t figured out how to use hair gel, and nobody reads your narcissistic notes about how smart you are. CLICK. Goodbye!
I’m begging everyone to join me in ending the farce that Facebook has turned friendship into. In an effort to lead by example, I’m going to delete every person on my “friends” list that I:
a.) have no interest in.
b.) won’t have an interest in the future in.
c.) will never, ever care about. Ever.
If you, too, would like to feel the freedom of maintaining a Facebook with only your real friends, go to your Facebook home page, click “Friends” and start deleting! Anyone you want to say goodbye to? Tell me why you unfriended them!
Best of luck to you all!
